Jai Lachelle Needs A Damn Hobby

But I'm A Good Christian

2010-12-29T15:37:00.000-08:00

How many times have you heard, “They’re lucky I’m a good Christian” ? But how many people are actually good Christians as defined by the Bible? I would guess that maybe 95% of Christians are selective. I define selective Christianity as a Christian who judges other people and religions based on their actions and beliefs; when in fact, they are the ones who should look inside and see their own errors. Who’s to say that as a “good Christian,” you can overlook other values as if they do not exist.

There are so many clichés that we all make fun of, the promiscuous deacon of the church, club-goers on Saturday/church-goers on Sunday, and the woman getting married in white with her child participating in the wedding (the jig is up!). Many people are quick to judge others without focusing on their own faults. The percentage of self-proclaimed “good Christians” that lie, cheat, steal, and fornicate are let’s say, HIGH! There’s a little part in the bible I think called the Commandments that covers most of those topics if I’m not mistaken.

Passing judgment on other religions is also something that has always bothered me. No one knows beyond a doubt that their religion is right, so how does one have the right to criticize another? “But it was told unto him by God.” For all I know, that guy was stroking a monkey high on PCP while he was writing…My point is, following like sheep is no way to live. Live your life according to your own will without judging others. You might chase the most beautiful people away. Be responsible!
Jai Lachelle

Just Some Negradation!!! (Links)

2010-09-29T18:41:00.000-07:00

I just thought I post some links that might get a little chuckle or wake somebody up. We gotta do better.

Hot Ghetto Mess (GO)

The Urban Daily (GO)

50 Tyson Official Video (GO)

<3 Jai Lachelle

Letter To BET

2010-09-26T21:07:00.000-07:00

Dear BET,

I am a disgruntled viewer. I have tried to bear with you, but I can't do it anymore. Over these past few years, your programs have constantly contributed to the dumbing down of Black America. I remember the days when your programming was diverse, intelligent, and actually enjoyable to everyone. I'm 19, and I feel I have no place to go to watch good shows that pertain to me. I guess the days of the great Black sitcoms like Martin, Living Single, and The Cosby Show are dead.

I'm tired of the same old music videos and the same old reality shows. The reality show era has single- handedly consumed BET. You have been bamboozled! I remember when there were shows like Oh Drama, Teen Summit, and The Jeff Johnson Chronicles that actually discussed relevant issues. You had shows like Hits From The Street that made me laugh. Midnight Love used to give the the real side of R&B, not all this autotune/electronic stuff there is now. Rap City used to educate every Thursday with Throwbacks. There's nothing worse than a generation that has no idea where it came from. They have no idea that these "new hits" sample songs from the '80s and '90s.

Bring back shows like Hey Monie! Create an intelligent adult animated series. Bring back Monday night Arabesque Movies! Bring back classic Saturday morning cartoons! The only thing you've done right lately is bring back The Game. Another point I might add, 106&Park hasn't been great since Free & AJ left. It's weak! BET, I'll need you all to get it together. A complete reconstruction is much needed. Until then, your channel will remain a joke. That is all.

Jai Lachelle

Want To Be An Extra???

2010-09-20T08:33:00.000-07:00

Visit www.rpmcasting.com and register!!!

Zero 7 "Destiny"

2010-09-12T22:21:00.000-07:00

The video animation is amazing, and I've always loved this song.

The New Pine-Sol Lady

2010-06-27T17:40:00.000-07:00

Hate Hate, Go Away...But You'll Come Back Again Someday

2010-06-09T16:14:00.000-07:00

King Hater- Bill O'Reilly

Hate exists in all shapes, sizes, shades, and species. I'm sure somewhere out there a raccoon is hating on a squirrel. People hate on their acquaintances, friends, family members, and sometimes people are even jealous of their own children. Is it human nature that we resort to jealousy when we covet what someone else has?

I'm saying there's degrees of hate out there...fair, mild, supreme, and damn you hateful. Even the holiest of people at least exist on the fair level. No one can honestly say that they have never been jealous or hated on someone in their lifetime. If you disagree, than you're lying to yourself. Even I have been known to hate one or twice, but I'm being real about the situation.

The next time you hear yourself talking bad about someone who really doesn't deserve it, stop and ask yourself, Why am I hating? You may find it's out of your own jealousy. It's ok as long as it's recognized. Upgrade your life, and you will be the one with the clear conscience. Be the hero and you will come out ahead in the end. Take this quote into perspective, " You can die a hero or live long enough to watch yourself become the villian.."
Jai Lachelle

Wish I Had Money Wednesday Is Back With Rachel Roy...

2010-06-09T00:31:00.000-07:00

One Shouldered Scarf Dress $109

Design Belt $38

Muscle Tee $69

Anchor Necklace $95

Arrow Bracelet $115

Antique Gold Octopus Ring $68

I like Rachel Roy. Everything is very wearable, chic, different, and actually affordable. But on a student's income, all I can do is stalk the website. So here it is Rachel Rachel Roy (RRR). For the broke people!!!

Love Always,

Jai Lachelle

HBO show Treme Casting Extras

2010-01-18T20:39:00.000-08:00

If interested in being an extra on the HBO show Treme, email RPM Casting at rpmcasting@gmail.com or tremeextras@gmail.com with a picture, age, contact information, car details, and special skills. If you're having trouble, or have a question contact me at...

www.facebook.com/jailachelle

www.twitter.com/jailachelle

jaijoseph1990@gmail.com

or leave a comment

The Big Azz Theory

2010-01-04T00:43:00.000-08:00

So......this may seem a bit unconventional, but this theory has been tested and proven. The theory is that any normal statement can be made funny with the addition of the phrase " Big Azz" preceding. For instance, "look at that donut". After applying the theory, "look at that big azz donut". Or for example, "are you gonna eat that biscuit". After the theory, "are you gonna eat that big azz biscuit". Placing emphasis on the phrase and using your diaphragm while pronouncing is key. Applying this to one's life can make a day even brighter.

Jai Lachelle

Karen: The Musical???

2009-12-29T00:12:00.000-08:00

For all the Will & Grace fans out there, I have just recently heard that Karen: The Musical could reach Broadway sometime in 2010. Megan Mullally, who played Karen Walker on the NBC show, said that the show is in the works. I'm kinda excited. I hope that Jack and Rosario make cameos. Better yet, I hope Jack can finally have a big production of his one man show, Just Jack.

Just Jai, Outtie 5000

My Conspiracy Theory

2009-12-28T00:16:00.000-08:00

We live in a world where hidden racism lurks all around us. I just thought it was my duty to point out something that has been urking me for years. I feel it is one of the great conspiracies the man has cleverly disguised that has gone under the radar and no one questions.........................................................

What the hell is up with things that come in nude???? Nude pantyhose, nude shoes, nude colored everything. Whose nude is it? It's for sure not my color when I'm naked. Why doesn't nude come in my color? Why doesn't nude come in Latina, Indian, Asian? Huh? Think about it. That is all.

Random Ish.......

2009-12-18T20:32:00.000-08:00

This is Brandon Hammond. You may not recognize him now, but in 1996, you would've known him as Ahmad from the movie Soulfood. Not bad..................

So.... Porn has gone to a whole new level. Check out the latest blockbuster (above) lmfao hehehehehehehe

Open Letter To Tiger Woods...

2009-12-10T19:17:00.000-08:00

Dear Tiger,

        I know you may have thought you were Cablinasian before, but after this scandal...you's a nigga! I'm sorry I had to say it. I knew you were a shady mutha**** before but DAMN. This sounds like a Jerry Springer episode. Not Jerry Springer now, I'm talking about Jerry Springer back in the 90s when it was good and juicy. You in a hotel room butt-naked eating grapes surrounded by hoes and exotic animals n sh** having orgies. Oh, you's a freaky nigga. You been watching too much Purple Rain my dude.
        Plus, your wife just Brenda Ritchie'd your ass. You been runnin from them sistas all this time and all your hoes dimed you out. Where they do that at? You even had an affair with Marlon Wayans in his White Chicks make-up, huh?? Stay in your lane Cheetah Woods! You just wasn't built for all this. You almost made it, too. If you would've lived a nice white life for a few more years you woulda been in, and you thought you were passing, huh???You might as well go ahead and eat that watermelon and chicken you been eyeing for a while now. The jig is up.

                                                                                  Sincerely,
                                                                                 Jai Lachelle

Look, I'm Sorry!

2009-12-03T17:03:00.001-08:00

I apologize to all my readers for not posting more regularly. When you see me, please don't scold me, yell hilariously obscene things, or try to trip me. I'm going to get to it, so check tomorrow and this week for stories. Wish I Had Money Wednesday next week! Don't miss it.

P.S. Dear Ma,
               Is that good for you? I'm sorry you have to see the same shit everyday too. (Sorry for saying the s word hehe).
                                                                                Love,
                                                                                   Jai

A Warning To All Black People

2009-10-29T16:32:00.000-07:00

           My people, my people. Why can't y'all stick together? Everyday I hear somebody saying we need to stick together. I'm down if y'all singing to that tune, but I will still watch my back because deep down in my soul I know y'all niggas will sell me up the river in a New York minute.
     This isn't a new occurrance. Let's examine the Amistad. What happened? The snitchin' nigga ratted on everybody. Word of advice is watch your nigga friends because they might not be your friend. If I know anything, I know that every 2 in 10 black people is a snitchin' nigga.

3 Signs Your Friend Is A Snitchin' Nigga

1. They a lil' too nosy. They want to know specifics. Why they need to know all that info? They snitchin'.

2. If you getting your ass whooped, a real friend will jump in or at least break up the fight. Snitchin' niggas could give a damn about you.

3. If they are always at your house looking at stuff a lil too closely, they a snitchin' nigga. Or they stealing. lol

It's Official!

2009-09-28T11:56:00.000-07:00

Khloe kardashian and Lamar Odom are hitched! Hmmmm...I really have nothing else to say.

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Wedding Today?!

2009-09-27T13:38:00.000-07:00

Well folks, today is supposed to be the day. Am I the only one who sees this trainwreck before it happens? Reportedly, Lamar is trying to get this prenup locked up (smart move), but Khloe's lawyers are contesting. In order for the E! Network to pay for the $1M wedding, they have to get married by today. Will it happen? (Slave voice) Don't do it, don't do it. Let's hope this is a publicity stunt.

SMH...Twiggas

2009-09-21T13:43:00.000-07:00

Twitter War

So Bow Wow and Fabolous had a twitter war today. Fabolous kept RTing jokes and comments on the trending topic #sorrybowwow and Bow Wow responded calling Fab's stage performances a joke. I don't know if they're serious, but it's getting a little heated.

The Game (Not Gonna Happen)

2009-09-17T10:24:00.000-07:00

Well, Tia Mowry commented via Twtter about the Game.

"I am so sorry to tell you this, this whole THE GAME thing getting picked up is NOT true! After talking to agents lawyers etc it is not true"

8:40 PM Sep 12th from web

I'm sorry to hear this. I had such high hopes.... : (

Couple-dom?...Make-Ups to Breakups + The Dirt

2009-09-16T12:20:00.000-07:00

Good News?! P!nk and her ex-hubby/new boyfriend BMX rider Carey Hart are back together, and Kelis and Nas were seen at a party looking moderately happy together. I don't know if they're back together for sure, but I hope they can work it all out.

IN THE ONGOING BOBBY & WHITNEY SAGA...

Whitney appeared on the first two hours of The Oprah Winfrey Show's 24th season. On the show, she talked about her career, drugs, and America's sweetheart Bobby Brown. All I can say is, she put Bobby out. If you didn't dislike him before, you might after watching the show. I'm not saying that Bobby Brown is a saint because I don't know him, but I feel like Whitney threw him under the bus to save her career.I hope she's off that stuff because nobody wants to see a coked out Whitney. That's so early 2000s.

Wish I Had Money Wednesday

2009-09-16T11:50:00.000-07:00

Michael Kors

$1,795

Emilio Pucci

$2,450

Diane Von Furstenberg

$227.50

Christian Louboutin

$1,195

Marc Jacobs

$428

Breil

$895

Ralph Lauren

$425

Ladies please visit my new favorite collection Ali Ro

Just Look At Him

2009-09-14T13:53:00.000-07:00

*Sighs... Mehcad Brooks.....*Sighs

To the 3 guys who read my blog, sorry.

To the ladies who read my blog, you're welcolmed.

Coveting Thy Neighbors Clothes

2009-09-14T11:28:00.000-07:00

We've all done it! For those who don't know what coveting thy neighbors clothes means, here's the breakdown... WISHING YOU HAD SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAD ON! You know you've been sitting in the mall and saw a girl walk by and said, " That's a cute dress." -But secretly in the back of your mind you were thinking,"That's a cute dress, I wish I had a dress like that."

I find myself doing this several times a day. I am subconsciously shopping with other people's clothes. One second it's, "Those sandals are really cute. I wonder where she got those from." The next minute it's, " I love those shorts, I want them."

You don't have to be a girl to covet thy neighbors clothes. Whether it be another guys shoes, hat, or shirt, the fellas do it too. Pay attention to how many times a day you do this. You might be surprised.

(The dress pictured above is available at Charlotte Russe.com)

Questing...The Philosophy

2009-09-13T21:50:00.000-07:00

This is an excerpt from my writing which I hope to publish by the year 2035 (gotta give myself some wiggle room). Let me know what you think, and please be honest.

"Life is a quest for love, sex, money, and happiness,
But sometimes a lifetime is not enough.
Everyone is looking for pure life which one would think equals happiness.
In my theory, pure life is the good and the bad, the blow of both worlds.
There can never really be a complete life without wholeness.

A smile can be the medicine for a bad day,
But that bad day is the motivation for a smile.
My melancholy can only last until a better day.
Life’s valley has twists and turns.
But this reality won’t dismay.

Taking miscellaneous things for granted will accelerate an already short life...."

Open Letter To Kanye

2009-09-13T21:18:00.000-07:00

Taylor Swift= One Classy Lady

Dear Kanye,

You are a nigga. I hate to call you that word, but in this instance, you are the bitchassiest nigga alive. You were so classless to interupt Taylor Swift when she was making her acceptance speech. How dare you, she's a nice lady! Something is seriously wrong with you. You like to drown puppies, don't you? You like to smear the mayonnaise all over the bread when making a turkey sandwich, don't you? You sadist! That's why your breath smells like feet and your butt stanks.

With Love,

Jai Lachelle

New Episodes of The Game?!

2009-09-11T18:23:00.000-07:00

For all you "Game" fans, BET is in negotiations to film new episodes of The Game. Don't get your hopes up, there is still a long way to go. Contracts for cast, crew, etc. have yet to be discussed. I hope everything works out. I LOVE THAT SHOW! It would be a shame to see it go. Damn you CW!

The Miscellaneous Entertainment "News" of Today

2009-09-10T18:34:00.000-07:00

BET's Neffe of Frankie and Neffe is in labor at the hospital with her ~~fiftileventh~~ child. Reportedly, she and Frankie were arguing in the hospital about whether to have natural or C-section birth. SMDH! Keyshia, come get ya people.

P.S. Is it me or is she just hella fertile?

Why are people hating on Adrienne Bailon these days? I think she is getting her money and looking great doing it. Y'all know she's y'all favorite Cheetah Girl. Growl Power!

Keep watching Tyra for this episode where Tyra grants Bow Wow his wish after he performed a song he wrote for her. Check out Tyra and Bow Wow's kiss

Listen to Bow Wow's "Hey tyra"

Wish I Had Money Wednesday

2009-09-09T14:44:00.000-07:00

These Christian Louboutin booties retail for over $1000. On some sites, they have been marked down to about $200. STILL TOO MUCH!!

Herve Leger

$2,150

Herve Leger

$1,812

Alexander Wang

$545

Notte by Marchesa

$1,155

Don't you wish you had money? I guess tomorrow it's rise and grind.

Wish I Had Money Wednesday

2009-09-09T11:12:00.000-07:00

Now, don't you wish you had juice fellas? The Jordan L'Style High won't be released until 11/1/09 and 12/1/09. Not sure what they'll retail for yet, but I can guarantee they won't be cheap. They're made of suede and made for lifestylers. Will I see you in these come fall?

Tyra Banks: National Real Hair Day

2009-09-09T07:04:00.000-07:00

Watch her show later today for the big reveal or visit tyrashow.com for pics . Tyra Weekdays @ 3pm on the CW.

Update!!!!!!! In The House actress In The Crazy House

    Maia Campbell is supposedly in rehab. I guess her Youtube fiasco really was a cry for help. It has been confirmed that she has bi-polar disease and a drug problem. Duuurrrrrrr! In addition, the two can combine to make her a tad bit schizophrenic. DAMNNN! Baby girl got problems.
   Y'all please pray for her. This is really serious. We don't want another Whitney Houston fiasco on our hands.

WTF... Twitter Wars?

2009-09-08T22:22:00.000-07:00

Why are people chopping it up over the net? I think that people have gotten so hi-tech that no one fights with their fists anymore. The Internet is becoming increasing violent. First, there's poking and coming soon... bitch slaping. What's up? I haven't seen a good ole ass whooping in ages. Will somebody get beat up in reality?

In the latest.... Neffe (of Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is and Frankie and Neffe fame) has been allegedly hammering it out with Kim Zolchiak( The Real Housewives of Atlanta) over twitter. Phrases thrown around like BET bitch and Kim Zo-ho have really heated up the web. This isn't Kim's first twit war. She had an earlier spat with Dallas Austin. Kim, my suggestion is to leave Neffe alone. You know she got brothers and sisters coming out the woodworks, and they look like they don't play that.

Wish I Had Money Wednesday

2009-09-08T21:55:00.000-07:00

These fashions previewed at Milan Fashion Week 2009. While these ~~skinny~~ ~~boney~~ beautiful models were strolling down the catwalk, the common folk were scarfing down a fruitista freeze and a burrito from the $.89 menu at Taco Bell. Makes you wanna say...la la la wait til I get my money right. But until then, its another Wish I Had Money Wednesday.

Introducing...Wish I Had Money Wednesdays

2009-09-08T21:34:00.000-07:00

Every Wednesday, I will be showcasing items that yo broke-ass and my broke-ass alike wish we could buy. You know you wish you could buy that Prada bag, but times are rough. It's a recession out there people! No time to be a label-ho...If you have a suggestion you want to be showcased, hit me up.

Remember Me...? (Guys We Grew Up With)

2009-09-08T10:00:00.000-07:00

Did you guess? 1.) Dewayne Warren aka G-Baby from Hardball 2.) Bug Hall aka Alfalfa from The Little Rascals 3.) Michael Perkins aka Cofi from Hardball 4.) Craig Traylor aka Stevie from Malcolm in The Middle 5.) Jeffery Wood aka Austin Warren from In The House

Jai's Tips For Surviving Anything

2009-09-07T23:36:00.001-07:00

1. If you want to avoid a passing crazy person,NEVER LOOK THEM IN THE EYES. That's an open invitation for a crazy person to mess with you.

2. Ladies, you will never starve if you have a big butt and/or some nice ( you know.) If you have neither, DAMN! You better be smart.

3. Fellas, if you never want to starve, work.

4. Learn how to lie with a straight face.

5. Stop snitchin for anything. Some is acceptable, but if your little brother broke the can opener, shut your mouth. If you are offered money............ GET YOUR MONEY MANE.

6.Get a mad face. If you're about to get into a fight you know you're going to lose. Get a psycho killa face. What have you got to lose? You never know... you might not have to fight.

7. Watch the Lifetime Channel. Everyone in the world has seen something on Lifetime. Even the hardest gangstas in the world have cried to a Lifetime movie. REAL TALK.

8. Be more nosy. Nosy people know when shit is about to hit the fan. If you see the nosy people leaving, you should roll out with them. Live to tell the story don't be the story.

9. When all else fails, run. That's about it but run...

10. Know some Pac lyrics, trust me.....

Sad Sad Tiffany

2009-09-07T23:07:00.000-07:00

Maia Campbell has taken a major downfall. What happened to the Tiffany Warren we all know and love? I used to envy this girl when she was in Sweet Lady with Tyrese. Check out this link. Maia Campbell Needs Help